Robyn Peterman
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An "outrageous, profane, hilarious, sexy and all kinds of wacky" romantic comedy from theNew York Times bestselling author of Size Matters (Michelle Rowen, national bestselling author).
What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . .
Visualize and succeed,...
What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . .
Visualize and succeed,...
2) Size Matters
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A few hard truths. . .Don't bet on Hasselhoff, Bigfoot might actually exist, and searching for the impossible may lead you to your heart's desire. . .
It's a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend, Rena. Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis, I find myself traveling with a band of reality TV, Sasquatch-hunting nut-jobs! Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew. As if those little...
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Midlife is madness-magical, messy, and one freaking crisis after another.
With a new job I didn't apply for and an extended family I didn't know I had-midlife has become somewhat problematic. Gluing ghosts back together is easy compared to my new celestial occupation. The Grim Reaper wants to put a ring on it. Tim wants to be a father. Candy Vargo has lost her damn mind, and Jennifer thinks we're all sparkly vampires. I've been given an impossible...
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Going to Hell has never been on my bucket list … until now.The fact that I can speak that sentence without laughing or losing my mind is absurd. However, my life has veered into a very tricky tale that rivals any of my books.The villain has been banished. I've written her right into an infernal doom. Unfortunately, a few of my very dear friends, fictional and real, have been caught up in the horror story and they've taken the trip down under as...
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A forty-something Werewolf supermodel, five supernaturally screwed up bridesmaids, and a demonic mother of the groom determined to ruin the wedding.Awesome … not.How has my life come to this? Not sure who I screwed over in a past life to end up with a heinous mother-in-law who thinks my wedding is for her. If I didn't love Chance more than myself-which is a lot-I'd rethink the entire hot mess.Problem-I've been instructed to show up in Hell on my...
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Midlife's a bumpy journey. The ride is a freaking rollercoaster. The crisis is real.
With my life back to normal-normal being a very relative word-one would think I'd catch a break.
One would be very wrong.
With an Angel gunning for me and a Demon in my bed, life couldn't be more complicated. Not to mention, I'm going to have to make a rather large life choice.
Do I want to live forever?
Does anyone? Forever is a very long time.
Whatever. I'll...
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Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.
Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good.
But as they say, all good things come to an end. I'd honestly love to know who "they" are and rip them a new one.
One year later, I'm a widow. My joints are starting to...
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Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three. Apparently, there's no rest for the over-forty crowd.
Yes, I have fabulous friends.
Yes, I have a beautiful baby.
Yes, the ghosts are coming back home. Yes, I'm in love with the Grim Reaper. However, that sexy Demon has got some major 'splainin' to do... like his possible involvement in the shocking kidnapping of my worst and most deadly enemy....
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My motto-Let's get this party started. My goal-staying alive.
Recently, I was given my own sitcom, and my forties were looking fabulous. My dreams were finally coming true-were being the operative word.
Of course, just when I think I might have a grip on my newly discovered Demon status, it all goes to Hell. Literally.
I've gone from enemies-to-lovers back to enemies with the hottest Demon alive, who also happens to be the producer on my show. What...
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Midlife is sheer madness, and the facts of midlife are not taught in school. Unfortunately, some lessons are hellishly hard to learn.
I thought I had it figured out. I was wrong.
Proving I'm the Angel of Mercy is turning into a sh*tshow of epic proportions.
Not too long ago, I was a forty-year-old gal with a stable and boring life ahead of me. Now? Not so much. I have celestial siblings who are no walk in the park. Their decisions can destroy my...
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What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she's a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you're an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I'm still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I'd be smart enough...
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Midlife is definitely a journey. The road has massive potholes.
And the crisis... it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Being forty is supposed to be freaking fabulous, not fatal.
Taking on a daunting new job minus the description isn't the smartest move I've ever made, even if it was to save a friend. Hopefully, it doesn't turn out to be the stupidest... or deadliest.
Why can't things stay the way they were? I love my old job. Supergluing ghosts...
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Midlife's a journey. Enjoy the ride. Crisis included.
Never knew that life after death was far more dangerous than real life.
Never in my forty years did I think my new normal would be gluing body parts back onto ghosts and hosting a houseful of dead squatters. Thank God for superglue and a strong stomach.
Never thought I'd date the Grim Reaper and that I would be the one to blow it. I mean, how idiotic does one have to be to get dumped by a dude...
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My midlife crisis. My rules. And if it doesn't put me six feet under, I plan to live it up in style - possibly for the rest of eternity...
After a Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader moment, I discovered I do indeed have a father. He comes with a hell of a lot of baggage, but I've decided to keep him. Not only do I have a father, I have a kickass new sister, a ghostly family, and super powers to boot. If you add to the mix that I'm dating the Grim Reaper,...
15) You May Be Write
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No one in their right freaking mind ever said midlife was magical.
Apparently it is.
Or at least mine is....
Once upon a time, there was a paranormal-romance author who caught her husband in a compromising position. One divorce later, she’s free and ready to start her new life at 42.
Right?
Wrong.
Divorced idiot ex: Check
Saved idiot ex from getting murdered by his new nasty gal pal: check
Idiot ex accused me of trying to kill him: umm...check
Still...
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Midlife is supposed to be messy, but this is a full-on catastrophic crisis. Just when I thought life might be getting back to normal-normal being a relative word-I couldn't have been more wrong. Marriage proposal from the Grim Reaper? Yes.Beautiful healthy baby? Yes.Friends and family safe? Yes.Ghost of my worst enemy sitting on my front porch? OMG. Yep. With the ghostly world imploding around me, I'm going to need more than superglue to repair it....
17) The Write Hook
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Midlife is full of surprises. Not all of them are working for me.
At forty-two I've had my share of ups and downs. Relatively normal, except when the definition of normal changes... drastically.
• New York Times bestselling romance author: Check
• Amazing besties: Check
• Lovely home: Check
• Pet cat named Thick Stella who wants to kill me: Check
• Wacky Tabacky-dealing Aunt: Check
• Cheating husband banging the weather girl on our kitchen...
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A fabulous mash-up of three of my favorite characters from three of my favorite series?
Umm… Yes, please!
Johnson from My Big Fat hairy Wedding, Dwayne from Shift Happens and Zorro from Magic and Mayhem are hanging out together and having the time of their lives.
Get ready for one wild and hilarious ride with Johnson Jones's Diary-adventure, mistaken identities, love, fashion, belly laughs and of course, a happily ever after.
xoxo Robyn
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It's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.
According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can't stand to lose.I don't want to be the next Baba Yaga. I'm doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life....
20) The Edge of Evil
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What happens in Vegas, slays in Vegas.
With a show to produce and my career as an actress on the line, I really don't have time to die-especially violently. However, while that might not be on my agenda, it seems to be on other's.
Awesome.
Instead of acting in my latest endeavor, I'm playing the real-life role of Reluctant Demon Who Has To Save The World-or at the very least, the hot hero.
Fine. I'm always up for a plot twist or a re-write....